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gretchen wieners uses super jumbo tampons so I made out with coach carr.

Glen Coco left me for Shane Oman so I made out with Coach Carr.

Regina George joined the Mathletes so i hit her with a bus.  

Diamian cheated on me so I made out with Coach Carr

Gretchen Wieners Asked me how to spell “orange” So I hit her with a bus.

Aaron Samuels asked me how to spell “orange” so I gave him Kalteen Bars.

Glen Coco made out with a hotdog, so I made out with Coach Carr. 

Damian joined the Mathletes so I gave him Kalteen Bars.

Karen Smith’s hair looks sexy pushed back so I slept with her.

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1. poorlittlequeerboy liked this
2. saamierose reblogged this from letsgoupintothegalaxy and added:

   Ms. Norbury uses super jumbo tampons so i kissed her/him.

3. theimperfectdream reblogged this from letsgoupintothegalaxy and added:

   Kevin Gnapoor couldn’t go to taco bell, so I made out with Coach Carr.

4. anotherteenagecrime reblogged this from elephantwaterhole and added:

   Karen Smith left me for Shane Oman...made out with Coach Carr.

5. elephantwaterhole reblogged this from letsgoupintothegalaxy and added:

   ifuckedhimforyou: aaron samuels joined the mathletes so i bought army pants and flip flops.

6. letsgoupintothegalaxy reblogged this from onewhoiswritinwater
7. onewhoiswritinwater reblogged this from im-supereffective and added:

   Janis Ian bought army pants and flip flops...have her Kalteen Bars.

8. takemy--hand reblogged this from alyssahhh
9. rocketroketto liked this
10. insertwittytumblrnamehere reblogged this from fuckyesmeangirls and added:

    Janis Ian cheated on me so i bought army pants and flip flops.

11. arielarielarielarielariel liked this
12. justtryto-believe reblogged this from stay-str0nger and added:

    Aaron Samuels made out with a hot dog...bought army pants and flip flops. …WHAT?

13. stay-str0nger reblogged this from fuckyesmeangirls and added:

    Glen Coco’s hair looks sexy pushed back, so I kissed him ;D

14. daliaabu7amad liked this
15. imaloserinlove reblogged this from imincognit0 and added:

    Regina George cheated on me so I hit her with a bus.

16. imincognit0 reblogged this from fuckyesmeangirls
17. myheartbeatsforcyrus reblogged this from thereshegoes-again and added:

    Cady Heron made out with a hot dog so i hit her with a bus

18. thereshegoes-again reblogged this from fuckyesmeangirls
19. sillyren liked this
20. katelovesthebeach reblogged this from fuckyesmeangirls and added:

    Mine is: Gretchen Wieners uses super jumbo tampons so I went on an all carb diet.

21. myworldmyvoice reblogged this from fuckyesmeangirls and added:

    glen coco uses super jumbo tampons so i gave him kalteen bars xD

22. musicaddictlovefanatic reblogged this from fearlessmelody and added:

    kissed her/him. right….. weird lol :P

23. godtierhankhill reblogged this from fuckyesmeangirls and added:

    Mr. Duvall uses super jumbo tampons so I made out with Coach Carr.

24. iqahzulkifli reblogged this from riceloverrr
25. riceloverrr reblogged this from fuckyesmeangirls and added:

    Karen Smith left me for Shane Oman so i gave her Kalteen Bars. LOL

26. kay-la-la-la reblogged this from heyhihelloimrachel and added:

    Cady Heron cheated on me,

27. louhhville reblogged this from garygarygary and added:

    Aaron Samuels uses super jumbo tampons so I told everyone about the time he had diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.

28. prophetie reblogged this from astra-lux and added:

    Glen Coco joined the Mathletes...brought army pants and flip flips hahahahahahaha

29. baadkid liked this
30. rachellejenny reblogged this from icriedandiwasinthebath and added:

    HAHA ^ Coach Carr made out with a hot dog so I made out with Coach Carr.

31. dinokevinrawr reblogged this from fuckyesmeangirls and added:

    Janis Ian left me for Shane Oman so I bought army pants and flip flops

32. boohlet liked this
33. sucker-extraordinaire reblogged this from flying-on-broken-wings and added:

    Ms. Norbury left me for Shane Oman so I hit her with a bus.

34. livelifelovesharks liked this
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37. idanceatfunerals liked this
38. mariebalance reblogged this from borderline-spectacular and added:

    STILL PISSED BECAUSE THEY LEFT OUT 28 IN THE DAY COLUMN. guess who was born on the 28th -____-

39. toxic-jungle reblogged this from flying-on-broken-wings and added:

    Kevin Gnapoor left me for Shane Oman

40. iamsickofthebullshit liked this
41. boregasmx reblogged this from ripmyjeans-notmyheart and added:

    Kevin Gnapoor bought army pants and flip flops

42. colezlasagna liked this
43. likethoseyears reblogged this from ripmyjeans-notmyheart
44. thebirthanddeathoftheday reblogged this from ripmyjeans-notmyheart and added:

    Damian left me for Shane Oman...I got my muffin buttered.

45. flying-on-broken-wings reblogged this from ripmyjeans-notmyheart and added:

    Regina George bought army pants and flip flops...I got my muffin buttered. haha

46. ripmyjeans-notmyheart reblogged this from peace-l0ve-flashinglights and added:

    samuels uses super jumbo tampons...i hit him with a bus.

47. beccatellsall reblogged this from eyyjilaineeerrr and added:

    told everyone about the time she had diarrhea at Barnes and Nobles.

48. peace-l0ve-flashinglights reblogged this from heyhihelloimrachel and added:

    Aaron Samuels bought army pants and flip flops...I bought army pants and flip flops

49. overlordofcheesecakes liked this
50. covertlyjudy reblogged this from eyyjilaineeerrr and added:

    Gretchen Wieners couldn’t go...got my muffin Buttered.

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